Star doll

A taxi driver working in the taxi trade. One day in the middle of the night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by dark,suddenly he saw a building in front of wasteland , lit the dim light. He is strange that, when such a building in the side of the road,then  a lady waving to sit in his car to go home,when the young lady on the car, he took the door off and began driving, after a while, He felt very strange, why the young lady did not speak, and he looked back in the mirror, where are young lady, just a star doll sat there,he was scared to death, grabbed the doll and thrown out of the window  after he go home and had serious illness for three months ... ...

After disease is cured, he returned the taxi trade to job, his colleague said to him: "You're not mean, there a beautiful young lady complained that she was on your car at last time, and she just had her star doll throw in, you put the doors locked up and drove off. "

A joke in a mental hospital

In a mental hospital, dean wanted to try a patient whether well,asked him: "what you want to do after leave hospital?"
Psychiatric patients want minute and said: "I want to take a rubber band do a slingshot, then put the glass of mental hospital all broken."
Hence caught back treatment for two years.
One day dean find him to question: "what you want to do after leave?"
He think and said: "well personhood, find a good job and take a good wife..."
Dean asked: "and then?"
"On our wedding night,put the wife pants off, put the rubber band make a slingshot, put all mental hospital's glass broken."Then he were arrested back again for two years.
One day dean called him... "This time what you want to do after leave?"
He thoughtlessly says: "well personhood, find a good job and marry a good wife."
Dean asked: "and then?"
"Give birth a son..."
"After giving birth son?"
"... ask my son with a slingshot put all mental hospital's glass broken."

An american in a chinese restaurant

An american in a chinese restaurant for dinner. When the waiter carried a cup of lobster dish, the Americans asked: "what will you deal with leftover shrimp shell?"
"Of course discard" The waiter answered.

"NO! NO! NO!" American shook his head and said, "In our america, sent leftover shrimp shells to the factory, made of shrimp crackers, and then sell to chinese."

While, the waiter carried a dish of fruit,Americans pointing to one of the lemon  asked: "what will you deal with leftovers lemon peel?" "Of course, is discard" The waiter answered.

"NO! NO! NO!"

Americans shook his head and said, "In our america, leftover lemon peel to sent to the factory, make fruit treasure, and then sell to chinese."

"NO! NO! NO!"

Americans shook his head, proud to say, "In our america, chewing gum will sent to the factory, make condoms and then sell to chinese."

Impatient waiter asked: "Do you know In China, how to deal with used condom it?"

"Of course, throw it," American answered.
"NO! NO! NO!"

The waiter shook his head and said, "In china sent chewing gum to the factory, made of chewing gum and then sell to the united states.

No one island two male and a female

A scholar,try to analyze the nationality sex of all countries, chose Spain, France, Britain and the russians do experiment, each country pick two male and a female, respectively send to a no one live island to inhabited.
After a few months, scholars to Spain, found that people only left a woman. Scholars asked the woman why only her left, woman light replied, "both of them for me, provoked a duel, the result two people killed each other."

Scholars came to British lives, see three people on the island to do each other, asked the reason, they answered : "you do not have for we introduce!" .

Soon, scholars to the French lives island, find their three people place clean and neat, a man is trim garden flowers and trees. Scholars asked him where the two men. The man replied: "that woman is my lover three months ago , from yesterday, she became his lover, it's my turn to trim courtyard. Now, they are both in bed?"

Finally, scholars to the russians lives island, see two men are arguing for farming production things , and they respective spread their high opinion. Scholars cannot help asked: "that woman? Where is she?" Men replied, "she is working in the ground!"

unexpectedly

Colonel Blair came home and  found his wife and lover Anna Simon is laughing in the bedroom.

He was furious, pointing to the Simon scolded: "You idiot, you get out."

Simon did not back down: "Get out of should you, Anna love I."

Blair still cursed forever, Simon proposed a way with a duel to decide who owns Anna.

They came to another room, Simon said: "We shoot gun in the air, and two people lying on the ground pretending to be dead, to see Anna, who came in after the first side, who is close to her that her first love who, will have her. "

After two shots, Anna came running in, and found that they both fell to the ground, suddenly shouted and ran to a large wardrobe and shouted: "Honey, come out! They were both dead."