Earthquake jokes!

That there was a place middle of the night was an earthquake, men and women who live in a hotel have come to the open space which in front of the hotel. Because of unexpected events, most people clothes isn't whole, looking panic-stricken!

There are a guy smoking and education to others, "faced with an emergency, do not panic, remember the most important thing is to not panic, for example,just have earthquakes, I from the bed, the first thing is point of a cigarette, and then find Shirts to wear, when wear coat, found shirts and jackets that do not match the color,and change the shirt, then slowly out, not very safe? "

Next to a buddy, said: "You're good, you are wonderful, but can you tell me,why are not you wearing pants? "