intriguing joke

1, a people like vegetarian steamed stuffed buns,one day he found the price of it had rise,asked boss , "why risen vegetarian steamed stuffed buns? "
The boss said: "Because the meat go up. "
The man asked, "rise prices of meat, why vegetarian steamed stuffed buns rise? "
Boss laughed: "the chef he would eat meat! "

 

2, a sister by train went home , is very crowded, ah, she was hungry, look at the crowded aisle sudden inspiration, then  carried box of instant noodles, walked and shouted: "Be careful the hot water ", then unobstructed.
A few minutes later, the sisters face the same route, carried box and said:"Here, this time really boiling water! Really hot water!"