May 5, 2011

jokes about professional weight loss

1, "you have to lose weight!" The doctor advised the patient: "Now your occupation?"
"swallow the dagger in the circus. "
"You have to go on a diet,change it and swallowing needles from tomorrow, but not more than five a day. "

2 Before meal and after meal
A fat find doctor for weight loss drug. The doctor said: "You should drink tea. "
"I drink almost every day. "
"You should take more exercise, less sleep. "
"I only sleep three hours, most of the time in sports. " fat seriously said.
Doctor anxiously: "Well, you only eat a piece of bread every day, and will definitely lose weight. "
Fat man happy and said: "Great!, however, is to eat before meals or after meals? "

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