May 15, 2011

student jokes

1, a young female students into the Professor's office room, she quickly shut the door, pleading  said: "I ​​am willing to do anything, please do not fire me... "
She close to him, thrown light hair, with a meaning look  his eyes.
He looked at her back: "Anything? "
His voice softened: "Anything? "
He softly said: "That you will... hard to study it? "
2, one day our teacher teached two classes together,after one section finish,there no one to clean the blackboard, the teacher see that at section 2, very angry and asked: "why  student on duty not  to clean the blackboard? "
Then a voice said confidently: "those who created pollution who clean! "

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