jokes about more to love

1, a lovelorn man to a friend's house, he said: "My girlfriend left me, and I didn't want to live."
Friends comfort: "Women are like clothes,want to take off to take off, what the big deal?"
Friend's wife just heard, angrily: "What? You give me say it again."
Friends smile apologetically, "My dear,I meanwomen are the pants, How can take off?"


2, a pair of lovers secretly talking.
M: You are the second happiest person in the world.
Girl: Why?
M: Because I have you, I'm the world's happiest people.
Woman: Well! However, I soon became the world's happiest people.
M: Why?
Girl: Because I'll be leaving you.