boy ghost

1, this day, I formulate a special work schedule for my son: 7:10 get up, eat breakfast, go to school; lunch, lunch break,go to school at 13 clock; the evening meal, do homework, 20:30 sleep.Son read the work schedule, and said to me angrily: "You're not my father, the day will not let me to the toilet?"

2, one day, my mother took his son to the bus.he saw a cat with a little guy, he said: "Uncle,can you  give me a little kitty?"
The man smiling said: "No, the cat is too young,  also eat it mother's milk."
Son: "not afraid of that my mother have milk." Then, little guy turn to his mother said: "is it? mother."