2 Bank of female cleaners to resign on the grounds that bankers did not trust her. President replied: "why can you say that? I have the key to the safe everywhere disorderly put." Cleaning woman said: "yes, but a key not able to open safe."
3 A housewife buyed a big basket of carrots on the market. Carrots were fresh, with earth, but a little too much mud. The housewife carefully collected all the soil,unexpectedly a quarter of the basket. Then she returned to the market, back these soil to vendors and said: "I only buy your carrots, did not buy your soil, and these soil precious than the carrots. If you also sell these, to your children and grandchildren hands ,there is no carrot to sell it! "