Apr 25, 2011

Justice, friends and couples cold humor

1, the judge: "When you steal, do you think about how your wife to do?"
Thief: "think, and the clothes shop have no woman clothes!"

2, one was beat up, Police rushed to the scene.
Police asked the beat up man: "Can you describe the appearance of the people who beat up you?"
The man grumbled and replied: "Of course,because of i describe his appearance and he beat up me!"

3, "business was all right?"Mr Li into his friend's clothing store asked.
"Say nothing, and terrible." Friend dejectedly said, "only sold one yesterday, and today is worse."
Li: "Can not sell one?"
Friend: "Today the customers who buy yesterday withdrew the clothes."

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