1, the husband said to his wife: "I think our relationship can be developed to the next level. "
Wife laughed: "Fool, we are already married, given birth to two cute little baby, what the next phase?"
Husband: "Divorce. "
2, the neighbor asked the gambler's wife: "Your husband went to the casino last night, how the outcome? "
"When he went to drive car as worth $10,000;when back sat car that value of $ 100,000."
"Oh! he win. "
"No,drive our cars when he go;go home bus ride. "