Apr 7, 2011
mental illness hospitals, fear of contamination and homeless people
2, the family sitting in a new car for joyride, and suddenly the car does not move, they braved the scorching sun and push the car, pushing a full two hours. Husband stopped and said: "I understand that car dealers what it means now." His wife wipe and asked: "What did he say?" "This car is very save oil, he said."
3, a man walked into a hotel,to a large glass of beer.the cup have a handle, he put on the cup,mouth on the handle side of the rim to drink. The waiter looked surprised and asked: "Sir, Why do you drink at this way?" "This place with a handle, most people will not touch his mouth to drink , so I would not infected with the bacteria." After a while, another man came in, have a glass of beer, he put on the cup,also outh on the handle side of the rim to drink. Waiter smiled: "Sir are you afraid of infectious bacteria?" The man said: "No, I am ill, fear spread to others."
4, a rich gentleman,walk on the road early morning .then came a homeless people, a gentleman very accomplishment, he asked: "Good morning!" "Good morning,why are you come so early?" "I just to see whether can promotion points for my appetite for breakfast." Gentleman then asked again: "what do you want to do so early?" "I've been out, see whether can find breakfast for my appetite."