Apr 16, 2011

reporter joke

1, girls and boys arranged by marriage agencies, met in the park. They did not talk for a while, the girl got up to leave.
young man was very like girl, to see her go, and heart impatient and quick to ask why.
Girl: "Though you fine appearance, but belly empty."
Guy: "Who says my  belly empty? preceded to park eat western meal, drank three glasses of wine."

2, a reporter drunk to  newspaper office, aggressive asked why did not publish  his news release, and entanglement.
Good at dealing with problems of editor patient asked him to open the day's newspapers, and then asked: "You see there are still gaps in position papers published in your news?"
"No." Reporter replied.
"That is why there is no published reason."

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